Oh the benefits of Mr. Kite
Will be removed and out of sight by Saturday
The Hendersons will also be
Subjected to an all out freeze in the same way
Only fools and horses could believe
That they could possibly get a reprieve
In his way Mr. S. will damage the poor!
The celebrated Mr. S
Performs his feats upon the steps of No.10
The Hendersons will show regret
As Mr. Kite falls through the net of safety
Messrs. K. and H. assure the public
Their reduction will be second to none
And of course Rishi performs the austerity waltz!
The poor will try not to be sick
When Mr. K. loses benefits without a sound
And Mr. H. will demonstrate
Ten somersaults he'll undertake for the NHS
Having been some days in preparation
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is footing the bill
