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Get Mad
02:47
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Party Party Party
01:30
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Yes we had a cheese and wine party
Yes we had a sleazy time at the party
We’re the Party Party Party Party
Laugh
We like a good laugh,
Sod the riff raff
We like a good laugh
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A Hard Day's Lying
01:29
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It’s been a hard day’s lying, and I’m smirking like a cat
It’s been a hard day’s lying, I should be sleeping like a rat
But when I drive in my car I find I can’t get too far
Because of my eyesight
You know I lie all day to get you money for aspirin
GlaxoSmithKline of Barnard Castle signed an agreement
To make a Covid vaccine, so you know what I mean
I feel alright
When I get home, I’m teaching my wife how to drive
Oh, she already can? Well it’s time to test her eye sight right?
It’s been a hard day’s lying, I should be begging like a dog
It’s been a hard day’s lying, I’d better backdate my blog
Just call me Mr Magoo, I’ll rewrite history too
Oh, I,m such a shite
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Dear Andy
You clearly do not understand me
Nigel Farage mentally tweets
Novak Djokovic is my friend
And he needs me
Nigel Farage mentally tweets
He’s spent his career
Drinking piss weak beer
Hating Eastern Europeans
Spreading false fear
Like gonorrhea
Asking for deportations
And now he tells Murray to stick to the tennis
Nigel Farage mentally tweets
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5. |
The Nonce Watching Golf
01:30
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Day after day
Public money is paid out to parasites called royalty
And one prince isn’t sweating
He can see that we’re all just fools
And he never gives an answer
But the nonce watching golf
Pockets 16K
To watch men hitting balls
And the taxpayers pay
His brother too
Flys around the UK
Taking the piss, no matter what anyone says
And he never listens to them
He knows that they’re the fools
They don’t like him
The nonce watching golf
Doesn’t want us to see
And the rest of the crew
Plead poverty
Oh oh oh oh
Fuck em all
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Boom, log on
We’re not corporate we’re nice, can’t you see?
Boom, log on
We’re pretending we have empathy
Log on
We’re a corporation
Pretending to be just like you
Log on
It’s just manipulation
Our PR team are snake oil crew
The Magical Marketing guys
Say, Sue, you are shouting at tea
We’re only human you see
Or are we?
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Running for a car down in London
Trying to get to County Durham
The government said, get back here instead
You know they didn’t even give us a chance.
Christ you know it ain’t easy, you know how hard it can be.
My vision is going, I’d better drive now to see
Finally made it up to the parents
Spreading COVID all of the way
Michael Gove called to say, Boris not OK
Must get down to London today
Christ you know it ain’t easy, you know how hard it can be
My vision is going, I better drive now to see
Drove from Daddy’s to Barnard Castle,
Just to check that I wasn’t blind
Said “Hello” to a chap, then we drove straight back
I’m only trying to stop the disease
Christ you know it ain’t easy, you know how hard it can be
My vision is going, on the A63
Saving up your petrol for a rainy day
Giving COVID to your family
Last night the wife said oh boy when you’re dead
I hope you take nothing with you, have you got a soul?
Think!
Made a lightning trip back to Checkers
Boris made me bring him some fags
The newspapers find, I’m not legally blind
They look just like two dildos in black!
Christ you know it ain’t easy, you know how hard it can be.
My vision is going, I better drive now to see
Did a press conference in London
Now everyone understands
Laura Kuenssberg say “We believe you, OK”
Piers Morgan thinks I’m talking out of my pants
Christ you know it ain’t easy, you know how hard it can be!
My vision is going, I better drive now to see.
My vision is going, I think I’d better flee
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8. |
When I’m Soixante-Quatre
00:19
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9. |
Juliaaaaah
00:44
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Most of what she says is meaningless
Beside the point, not on the point, Julia
Julia, Julia, cognitive pissonance*
Jumping to defend nazi urine, Julia
*with thanks to @Bratchy1
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I Am The Landlord
01:07
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That man is not allowed in my pub
Get out of my pub
Go on
Get out of my pub
Get out of my pub
Get out of my pub
I am the landlord (he is the landlord)
I am the landlord (he is the landlord)
I am the landlord (he is the landlord)
Bring David Cameron back I say
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Skelped
00:55
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When you get to the Euros and get knocked out in the final
It’s a long way back to the urinal
When you realise that football isn’t coming home
No no no
Do you, don’t you want us to love you
You’re coming down fast but we went before you
Tell me, tell me, tell me, come on tell me the answer
Maybe you forgot your laser pens, ya chancer
Skelped I tell yer, skelped by Italia
Skelped I tell yer
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12. |
Fine Fine Fine
01:04
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The Met’s been good to me, you know
They’re happy as can be, you know
They said so
A slap on the wrist and a small fine
Maybe twenty fines, you know
Will keep you all in line, you know
They said so
Plus we won’t say who is getting fined
I’m so glad that there is a war
And people won’t know what the fines are for
Everybody now is sick, you know
Of all the politics, you know
We all go
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
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13. |
Digging A Hole
01:20
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I’m digging a hole but I won’t jump in
Just like that ditch I said I would die in
Years ago
I’m ditching the faxes, burying emails
Denying the facts and all the details
Down this hole
And it really doesn’t matter if I’m wrong, I’m right
There is no wrong, just right
There is no wrong
See the people standing there who disagree – they’ll never win
And can’t afford to get through my back door
I’m twisting the truth – it will all go away
The public are fickle, I will stay
I’ll never go
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