I hear the sound of distant drums
It’s Oliver Dowden and his fashionable nostrums
Making a speech about freedom
Oliver Dowden and his fashionable nostrums
Freedom of speech means being free to say what you like
Unless it’s something about me which I don’t like
Which is completely different
You can’t slag off my government
Woke ideology is a blight
We should be allowed to say whatever we like
But if it’s derogatory to me or hurtful
Then we’ll legislate to make it illegal
I want the values of a free society
But don’t you dare to challenge me
So we must find the confidence
Of Oliver Dowden and his fashionable nostrums
