From the blood-soaked bribes to the ‘innocent’ donations
Of the Russian oligarchs
It’s all part of the London laundromat
British companies protect the money
Here in Londongrad
Yes, yes, yes, it’s the London laundromat
Putin-linked elites conspire together
Kompromat wherever
Unexplained wealth keeps the government
Wheels oiled and greased and run
Because that’s how it’s done
La-la-la la la la-la la-la la-la la-la
Oh, my poor robotic hack
Yes, yes, yes, it’s the London laundromat
La-la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la
Oh, the London laundromat
Yes, yes, yes, it’s the London laundromat
I like my football on a Saturday
Especially Chelsea, all right
I’ve got a big yacht for my holidays
And a big jet parked in Moscow tonight
