Kayak

from Eat The Meatless by The Meatless

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lyrics

Darwin was a man of physical endurance
But he had a lot of debt
Then he had a plan to fiddle the insurance
By pretending to be dead

Kayak, kayak
He paddled off in his kayak
Kayak, kayak
But then the silly cunt came back

Darwin and his wife - they got quite impatient
And off to Panama they fled
They got their photo taken with a travel agent
And put it on the internet

Kayak, kayak
He paddled off in his kayak
Kayak, kayak
He was a crap amnesiac

The polis gave his memory a shoogle
Then his story sprang a leak
Someone at The Mirror looked him up on Google
Now he's really up shit creek

Kayak, kayak
Up shit creek without an oar
Kayak, kayak
Should've went to the Azores

Kayak, kayakitty yak
Clint Eastwood's got the movie rights too
Kayak, kayak
Any Which Way You Canoe

Move over Darwin