I am he as she was she and you're not me
We're all in it together (yeah, right!)
See how we run the government
See how we lie
We're trying

Shitting on a snowflake
Waiting for the nukes to fall
Corporations toy boy, stupid bloody finance
Man she was a naughty girl
She let the country tank

But I am the Sunak
They are the yes men
I am the Alt-Truss
Goo goo goo joob

There's a cat called Larry sitting
Next to the policeman at my door
See how he looks like he could do the books much better than me
Miaowing, miaowing (miaow...)
Miaowing, miaowing

Yellow as the custard
Dripping from my cold dead eyes
Taking over quickly from my predecessor
Boy, she was a naughty girl, she let the bankers down

I am the Sunak
They are the yes men
I am the Alt-Truss
Goo goo goo joob

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for a PM
If they don't come, another one will come along
Like David Cameron

He came with the Clegg man (now good sir)
Then we had the Mayhem (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)
Then we had Boris
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity)

Expert, schmexpert, Gove dismissed them
Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
They're lying

Semaphore Cliff Richard
Ask him if he wants the power
Semi-literate wank singing Merry Christmas
Braverman, you should have seen her kicking Edward Heath

I am the Sunak
They are the yes men
I am the Alt-Truss
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo
Joob, joob, jooba

Umpa, umpa, stick it up your junta (jooba, jooba)
Umpa, umpa, stick it up your junta