Hey Jude
Don't remake films
Sleuth or Alfie - you can't make them better
Remember, you're just another pretty face
Your acting's a disgrace
Michael Cane's much better
Hey Brad
I knew your dad
And your whole family - they were the Pitts
Winona should team up with Richard Madeley
And go on a shoppping spree
To nick more gin for Judy
Hey Leonardo
You've got some bravado
If you think you can save the Titanic
You're stiffer than that big iceberg
And Kate Winslett, yer burd
She was not much better
Na, na, na , nana na na, nana na na Jude Law
Na, na, na , nana na na, nana na na aw naw
Na, na, na , please don't do Zulu oh no
He might be just a big nob
But at least he didn't do The Italian Job
Oh no
