Here come the old firm with their birthday suits on
They've got balls and tackle but they've got no boots on
Going scud to end sectarianism
Has anybody told Barry Ferguson?
Watch Glasgow Celtic go into a naked huddle
And then watch them looking very uncomfortable
They're exposed at the back, the front and the side
And when they tossed for kick off
Nakamura nearly died
The ref is starkers too
He's avoiding missiles
You don't want to see where he keeps his whistle
The fans have all gone placid
They don't chant or whoop
The old firm have gone flaccid
That's the brewer's droop, yeah
Club together
In the all together
They had to tattoo their names on their skin
Which didn't please Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
His goal celebrations were part subdued
Cos when you get excited it is hard when you are nude
