I'd like to be on reality TV
Getting tips from Alan Titchmarsh on my fleur de lys
I need practical gardening guidance for free
Cos my herbaceous border could do with some TLC
Horticulturally, I could handle eight secateurs
But unfortunately my suckers are full of burrs
I'm handy at weeding and pruning a rose
But I've no idea where my Rosemary grows
