Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
But now he's got over all that
It really doesn't matter to himself or to his mother
If he wants to be a mum or a dad
Get Barack back
Get Barack back
Get this sad sack out
And get Barack back where he once belonged
Sweet Loretta Modem
Came from Werneth, Oldham,
She was just another tran
All the girls around her
thought she was a Democrat
But she's Republican